Suck my Penis Tonight

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT

You as a creamer - Please sugar daddy suck my penis
Sugar Daddy - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
You being a master Creamer - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Daddy - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
You as a Masturbating Creaming master - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Dad - *Sucks hard*
You as the ULTIMATE Creamer - Oh yea Daddy. Suck my penis tonight tomorrow night and Cream. Oh yea push it Harder. Harder. Oh yea daddy that's the spot. *Cum leaks onto the floor* .

by 3urdjthsfjjn olgkfgdpt k;gfflk May 18, 2023

Suck a nigga dick for the road

It's a verse from a "yung rome" production.

Guy 1: Ayo ma nigga, you heard yung rome's new album?
Guy 2: Yeah, don't one of the songs go: suck a nigga dick for the road, young rome!
Guy 1: Yeah nigga.

by yungromeinthecut April 14, 2019

Scum sucking toilet worm

Someone who drinks the residue left in toilet water after urinating and deficating in it, using a wooden spoon to scrape and eat the leftovers afterwords.

u nasty ass scum sucking toilet worm, get the hell away from me.

by Sumsikshit June 1, 2010

suck me off daddio

an expression often used after spamming someone that will probably be used as a joke by your friends for years

"Did you hear that Hayden said suck me off daddio to that Matt guy?"

by obesewhaies June 16, 2016

National Suck Dick Day

On June 23rd all females are required to suck a dick today !

oh bae you today national suck dick day so yeah you know wat u finna be doing.

by officialrealnigga June 21, 2018

Donkey-sucking-freshman-flaker

n.

This word is an obvious insult and originates in some "olde English" insults. Those insults are:
1. Donkey-sucker - also can be used as "you suck the donkey"
2. Freshman - To be concise, they suck the donkey
3. Flaker - refer to the word flak

Yeah, well, shut up you Donkey-Sucking-Freshman-Flaker!

by You're a Donkey-Sucking-Freshman-Flaker December 4, 2004

suck my pussy daddy

Sucking a woman’s pussy dumb bitch

Daisy: *moan* suck my pussy daddy!
Jack: no fuck off

by This name is totally original July 24, 2021