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historical tea

History related topics and discoveries that could be controversial and once you read and learn about it is so eye opening that feels like you just heard some hot new gossip that you have to tell someone and share.
I just learned the best historical tea today about the early colonial settlers in Georgia.
by elrena March 30, 2021
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Noncey tea

A cup of tea with far too much milk in it, to the point you begin questioning if there's ever been a tea bag in it.
"mate, you're brewing so let's have a proper yorky, none of that noncey tea this time"
by That guy what names stuff September 16, 2023
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..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
mugGet the ..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...mug.

Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results
I want some Texas tea kettle right about now
by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025
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Tea

Tea is a modern nickname for the gossip, beef or news. When people refer to it as the hot or scoulding tea, it means that the gossip is new or particularly interesting.
“Have you heard the tea about Sarah and George?”

The tea is scoulding today”
by SisterAva August 14, 2018
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roof tea

The brown liquid that falls from the ceiling when your roof is leaking
Damn dude, we're brewing roof tea by the bucket! Wish it was worth something.
by phecez May 23, 2014
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Tea

Kelvin
A 6’2 lightskin jamaican Nigerian fine man
Kelvin’s so tea
by Crickkkkkk May 14, 2024
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