Farting a turd is what happens when you hold your shit in too long and then try to relieve a little sphincter muscle pressure by farting.
Man I got to shit so bad, that If you don't get out of the fucking bathroom right now, I'm going to Fart a Turd!!! >_<
by tonyfamous October 20, 2010
Get the fart a turd mug.A phrase you say to someone to show shame/luaghter it shows that you ether heard them fart, crap their pants, or they did something funny or stupid can be used like the word owned, or like the word Diss
see the words owned,spanked,Raped, dell, oprah,diss and pwned
see the words owned,spanked,Raped, dell, oprah,diss and pwned
party A:* farts and spats all over his pants *
party B:HAHAH butters farted
party C:HAHAH pwned
another example.
Party A:*loses a contest*
party B:HAHAHA butters farted
party C:HAHAHA taco bell
party B:HAHAH butters farted
party C:HAHAH pwned
another example.
Party A:*loses a contest*
party B:HAHAHA butters farted
party C:HAHAHA taco bell
by maxamillian July 24, 2008
Get the Butters farted mug.by John Hazzard November 3, 2007
Get the Bowl Fart mug.A fart that results in you shitting yourself. It feels like it is going to be a normal fart but when you go to release the fart it is not just gaseous but also comes with out with liquid feces. The liquid feces is the sneaky part because it uses the fart as means to make you shit yourself.
I had a sneaky fart today when I was waiting for the bus so i had to run home to change my underwear.
by The_Pigs_vs_The_Fuzz February 25, 2011
Get the Sneaky Fart mug.After you shave you collect all your hair and place it in over close to your butt. Then you fart and boom, a hairy fart.
by Allan Costa October 2, 2007
Get the Hairy Fart mug.by ryan February 28, 2005
Get the fart blocker mug.generally when a fat man farts and the fumes are so rank and rancid, the skin of the peoples faces behind him turn green and either melt or peel off.
by Otzi August 17, 2005
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