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Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.
Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.
by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019
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Dangerous Special

when your girl gets ran by the whole squad
Me and the squad were talking to your girl and she said she wants to run the dangerous special.
by we ran your girl May 11, 2021
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Special Shark

Special Shark, made by book writer Samuel Dela Cruz Torres, Special Shark is a woman who is a shark that can fight bad guys in and out of water.
by colistercaperrape June 7, 2017
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The Bennett Special

1. Giving someone The Bennett special is when one attempts to flirt with a girl but is unsuccessful.

2. When someone takes a female into a closet and begins to pleasure her
Damn did you see Hunter last night? Yeah he was giving Abby The Bennett Special
by JohnsonSnxgs January 22, 2024
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Specially Special

Bro, that guy over there is specially special
by The most special special June 26, 2023
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Special Branch Posting

Anything posted online that shows conspiring or premeditated planning of criminal activity.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Irish Government “Special Branch” in a criminal prosecution case.
Hey bro, let’s go to Dublin and waste all the Politicians. Yo! Stop special branch posting, we don’t want a knock at the door comes by the tracksuit Garda...
by Sean Na Sacha May 26, 2022
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PA Special

When your driving on a freshly paved road in Pennsylvania and then come across the most annoying pothole of all time on it.
The PA Special: new road, old pothole.
by Ughhhhhhhhhhh8 September 1, 2025
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