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Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.
Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."
by EarthieMelee December 15, 2022
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Post-Bonner

The time between right after you nut and when the bonner completely goes away.
Bryan: “Yo I had a Post-Bonner for like 20 minutes bro.”
Kaleb: “Damn, that must of been a fat one!”
by Ig:finna_ooga_booga_xd September 6, 2018
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Post Notification

Post notification is a news aggregation and curation site for and about African Americans.
With post notification you can write your own post, save posts to read later, and follow your favorite black magazine sites for updates.
by Cubaka January 17, 2021
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Post Jigger Stress Disorder

An offshoot of PTSD. Post Jigger Stress disorder based upon dealing with Jiggers (Niggers and Annoying People with their names beginning with the letter J).
That man has Post Jigger Stress Disorder after dealing with how annoying James was.”
by Mongolian505 December 29, 2024
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Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome

The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.
I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'
by mojoroberts December 24, 2016
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Post wank vision

Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).
Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.

Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.

Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.

What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
by Some mate1 January 26, 2020
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post

post (n). a father/ old man. derived from the room (30/01/22)
my post is a bitch
by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022
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