the amount of spiciness consumed in a short span of time. usually used to describe a point reached when someone has seen too much pornography and/or erotica for their brain to comprehend. when u have reached this state of mine even the mention of intercourse gives u a headache.
chip: "did u watch that new romcom on netflix that came out last weekend?"
dale: "yeah. they seriously overdid it; it's been a week and i'm still at maximum porn intake."
dale: "yeah. they seriously overdid it; it's been a week and i'm still at maximum porn intake."
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Material (text, images, video, etc.) created with the primary (or /4secondary/) intent (or perception using the /3miller test/) to sexually arouse the audience. excluding /1artistic/ /2educational works/
miller test: Would the /5average person/, applying contemporary community standards, see the work as appealing to prurient (sexual) interest?
Does it depict sexual conduct in a patently offensive way?
Does it lack serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value?
artistic works: are works that are original and can be drawed painted or sculpted or other
educational works: things clearly meant for teaching such as the problems with watching to much porn
secondary: if the work is a comdey peice and it has secondary theme is porn then it has porn bits but isn't entirely porn
average person: the majority of people would think example (60% of people think it is not porn but 40% of think it is then it is not porn)
Material (text, images, video, etc.) created with the primary (or /4secondary/) intent (or perception using the /3miller test/) to sexually arouse the audience. excluding /1artistic/ /2educational works/
miller test: Would the /5average person/, applying contemporary community standards, see the work as appealing to prurient (sexual) interest?
Does it depict sexual conduct in a patently offensive way?
Does it lack serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value?
artistic works: are works that are original and can be drawed painted or sculpted or other
educational works: things clearly meant for teaching such as the problems with watching to much porn
secondary: if the work is a comdey peice and it has secondary theme is porn then it has porn bits but isn't entirely porn
average person: the majority of people would think example (60% of people think it is not porn but 40% of think it is then it is not porn)
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(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)
(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)
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(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?
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