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Paul Cunliffe

also known as Paul Cunt-Lips. best known for the act of fleacio on upper management with little success and complete lack of regard for the smell of cum on his breath or floppy back fat.
by GrenningsPT February 14, 2025
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Paul

Paul is a person you don’t want to be around you normally dislike this person very much. Paul is bad at everything he does, if it’s video games he is not good if it’s sports he is not good, expect baseball Paul is okay at baseball. Paul is someone who needs to be out of your life.
Man you such a Paul
by Si, lo siento April 28, 2024
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Jake Paul

Click bait, literally just clickbait
Money too lol
Also if you watch him you need to go to the hospital
Person 1: Hey bro
Person 2: Wassup
Person 1: What's your favorite youtuber?|
Person 2: Jake paul
Person 1: 💀
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Jake Paul

A scum fuck, who has scammed his massive child audience out of their parents money, no less than 3 times now, who also claimed that anxiety and depression don't really exist and are all in your head, as well as making a diss track on teachers, who did nothing wrong, are way too underpaid to deal with the kids he's turning against them, and who only try their best to help their students grow and be successful. As if that wasn't enough, a teacher came out with a response, also a diss track, and showed the blonde Ohio brat up with the line "some of these kids see me, more than their own dads". Embarrassed and disgraced, he then shifted to calling out "internet bullies" like Cody Ko and Noel Miller, two comedians who have single handedly kept Jake relevant.

As of writing this at the start of 2020, it is a common opinion that Jake Paul is less mature, more petty and childish, and more of a scumbag than his brother, Logan Paul, who, after filming a dead body and setting the internet ablaze, appears to have matured into a better, more responsible, more respectful person, than his brother, who is still attempting to remain relevant by stealing from his audience.

TLDR, someone who is worse than any combination of politicians, dictators, and serial killers imaginable.
"Bro, did you see Tommy at that party the other day?"

"Totally. Wasn't he begging for sympathy and money by pretending he had cancer and alzheimers?"

"Yeah, that's the guy. He was being such a Jake Paul."
by TetsuchiYamashiro March 9, 2020
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Paul's Soulmate

Paul is a 16 year old boy from the New York area. He loves playing instruments in his school!

When he looks for love, his soulmate is the first one he sees!

Paul's Soulmate is Sophia, a 15 year old girl who also is really into band!

If your a guy named Paul, your soulmate is a 15 year old girl name Sophia!!!
Sophia is Paul's Soulmate
by johniscoolyk December 15, 2024
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paul ahaha

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by shanamskf November 23, 2021
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Paul’s smegma

paul’s smegma means a man’s penis that has some sort ofcheese” on it, peiple can eat it and sell it
“hey i need some of paul’s smegma
okay here”
by yellow turf December 6, 2023
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