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ten pound pants

A pair of pants of any style: Jeans, Casual, Dress, Etc... that a person buys when they expect to lose weight. Often these pants are found, squeezed into, and purchased with the intention of losing ten pounds so that they can be comfortably worn. Often these pants are found hanging in closets for years before being scornfully donated or just thrown away in disgust.
I grabbed a pair of 36/30 ten pound pants. I'm gonna lose the weight, I swear. When I lose ten pounds I should be able to rock these.
by Sweeturkraut April 2, 2017
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Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)

A joke that dragged on for longer than it should have
Time to file a complaint with the Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)
by MPPA June 15, 2024
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i shitted my pants

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i shitted my pants again
by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023
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pant anal

When two men(or any combination of genders, sometimes involving a strap) love each other very much but are far too frantic to pull their pants down and therefore make sweet sweet anal love through the fabric
Sorry mate, I have to go home and change me trousers, Jordan just gave me a pant anal in the men’s bathroom
by Not some British bloke October 12, 2023
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Pants

Pants -

Definition 1- American word for trousers or any item of clothing worn on the legs.
Definition 2- British word for all types of underwear.
Definition 3- British slang for rubbish/trash in a ‘oh that’s annoying (pants) sense. This phrase is usually used by English children’s mothers which can usually get on their nerves.
For example -
“He was wearing very brightly coloured pants which stood out from everyone else”.
“Her skirt was so short, everyone could see her stripy pants!”.

“Oh it’s a shame the school has closed for today! They blamed it on lack of food, that’s so pants”.
by BruvWatUSayin’? September 30, 2019
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powder puff pants

The act of getting sexually aroused by rolling around heaping piles of powderd milk while wearing leggings and bunny ears.
Dusty loves her job and always leaves satisfied when she rocks her powder puff pants.
by whatsyourpseudonym? December 11, 2016
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No Pants Tuesday

Every Tuesday of November 26th people can't wear pants
by Unkn0wn26 November 25, 2024
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