Dirty roll up

getting little bits of tobacco from the butts on the ground and rolling your own cig with a paper n the tobacco

We were strapped for cash so we pulled out some papers n made some dirty roll ups.

by thegreenmen November 23, 2009

hot sausage roll

The act of defecating into your own hand and proceeding to masturbate with the same hand

"Aw bro that chick was so hot I couldn't resist a hot sausage roll in the corner'

by Holy mouley August 17, 2016

Glazed jelly roll

The male jacks off, takes jizz in both hands and slowly but surely rubs it on a fat females back like tanning lotion and proceeds to motorboat her back rolls.

Bro, darius did that glazed jelly roll shit last night. hes disgusting.

by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011

X-roll vision

1) to have the ability to tell if a girl is fat even if she is wearing baggy clothing.

2) estimating the amount of rolls a girl has even thought she has conservative clothing. (ie. sweatshirt, sweatpants)

Guy 1: Hey check out that chick over there man! She is kinda cute!

Guy 2: No man she's a fatty. I have my X-roll vision active.

by Trent1080 March 27, 2012

Rolling Web Site

1. A web site like Myspace that takes very long periods of time to load. 2. A web site that will fail to move the user to the next page for no apparent reason. 3. A cheaply, poorly constructed, outdated, web site that causes emotional stress to the user.

Myspace is the number 1# Rolling Web Site on the Internet! In the 5 years I have been using it, the same problems exist! Does Tom ever update the site???

by the2ndflood February 29, 2008

tootsie roll effect

The effect that occurs after the tootsie roll critical number has been met or surpassed. The result is while making bowel movements, the tootsie rolls come out like when went in, as if there was no digestion at all.

See all those twentysomething pieces of brown on the floor? This was a direct result of the tootsie roll effect.

by rudog September 8, 2005

Russian cinnamon roll

When you and a group of friends have a girl roll up into the fetal postion and shit on her and then all of you ejaculate on her.

My friends came over last night and we went out and got a hooker and gave her a russian cinnamon roll.

by Celer_mortalis December 31, 2009