MY FUCKING CAT

MY FUCKING CAT IS A TERM FOR MY STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CAT THAT SCRATCHES AND MEOWS AT MY FUCKING DOOR AT 3 IN THE MORNING AND WHEN I LET HER IN 5 MINS LATER SHE DOES THE SAME THING TO GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM.

"MY FUCKING CAT TASTES LIKE BURNT ORANGE CHICKEN FRIED IN GORILLA PISS"

by ORANGECHIKE February 27, 2017

shoot my one

Shoot my one refers to asking someone to fight you.

Guy1: Insult
Guy2: Shoot my one

OR

Guy1: Insult
Guy2: You ain't gone shoot my one.

by KxHacks December 6, 2012

pissed on my chips

when an unfortunate circumstance happens, especially used when something spoils something you're looking forward too.

("chips" is used in the British sense)

"fuck, I've lost my tickets for the gig. That's pissed on my chips."

by bob's second cousin July 6, 2009

suck my chops

To pour hot sauce over one's anus and lick it off.

"Jack sucked Mac's chops!"
Or
"Hey babe, wanna suck my chops?"

by _chaz March 1, 2016

Kiss my face!

Used if you have just beaten someone. Used by Alan Partridge. Said in front of the loser, while rubbing you're 2nd and 3rd fingers on you're face cheek.

Looks as if you're horse beat mine, Alan.

Reply: Kiss My Face!

by Clareol July 17, 2003

Respect My Gangsta

Something somebody says after doing something real thuggin'. Usually refering to the hidden gangsta in all of us.

Man 1: The guy on the corner tried to rob me

Man 2:What did you do?

Man 1:I punched him in the face and jacked him for his clothes and shoes

Man 2:Wow, isn't that harsh?

Man 1: Hell naw! Respect My Gangsta!

by Inspector Gadget August 31, 2004

Shit In My Wheaties

A big let down, something/someone continually depressing any hopeful thoughts, raining on my parade

comparable to piss in my cornflakes and who peed in your wheaties

Telling me he wasn't single just totally shat in my Wheaties.

I could tell him I sold the car already, but I'd feel guilty just shitting in his Wheaties.

You look like somebody just shit in your Wheaties, son!

by ~Ren~ September 10, 2005