Dank-O-Meter

An app available on IOS and Android that accurately determines the dankness of anything asked it.

"Dude I checked Dank-O-Meter and it said my outfit was "Dank as fuck""
"Gnarly brah"

by Strinck May 16, 2017

scab-o-tage

Scab-o-tage is a phenomenon occurring during telecom labor strikes when the company employs the use of non-contract temporary workers ("scabs") who are usually incompetent and inadequately trained for their assigned work function. As a result these temps often create more troubles than they fix and disrupt service to irritated customers. Subsequently, the company declares that these outages are caused by the strikers' vandalism attempts which serves as a public relations and corporate psychological operation with the aim to negate sympathy for the strikers as well as hide the incompetence of their replacements.

Did you hear about that fiber trunk that went down yesterday and took out all of downtown? They said a union guy cut the fiber but we all know it was just scab-o-tage.

by Paul Sack 66 May 29, 2016

yak-o-un

motorcycle

Little boys who grow up wanting a yak-o-un tend to buy one when they're older.

by TTweety January 20, 2018

regurge-o-stank

Stinky vomit, bad-smelling and repulsive puke, what you might be lying in, with an empty bottle of Yukon Jack or Southern Comfort still in your hand, after a one-man New Year's Eve party.

So I get back from my date with Belzebub with what's left of my dignity and what do I find? Carol, my roomie passed out under the toilet bowl in a pool of her own regurge-o-stank. Lord, give me strength.

by UCSteve January 20, 2017

Jell-O Queef

That sound you hear when you're extracting a spoonful of Jell-O out of a cup or bowl and it resembles the sound of the rush of air that squeezes out of a vagina when a penis or similar object pulls out of it rapidly.

As I was going in for the first scoop, my Jell-O let out a loud Jell-O Queef

by Ricktroller January 23, 2017

Pot-o-graph

When you sign anything high...and subsequently forget about it.
Also: Any pictures you take while high.
Additionally: Any pictures of pots or signed pots.

I just left my ceramics class high as hell and this dude wanted my pot-o-graph. I signed his weed.

by Shackabitch October 25, 2019

Daup-o-meter

The scale on which daups are judged.

Ranked on a scale from 1-5
1- Tasty
2- Delicious

3- Scrumptious

4- Exquisite

5- Devine

Person 1: How much of a Daup is this
Person 2: Let us consult the Daup-o-meter

by handlesog December 22, 2020