Definitions by Shackabitch

Urbandic 

Someone who is working on Urban Dictionary that shuts down submissions because they weren’t clever enough to come up with it first.

I had a grand word to put on this site but some Urbandic voted it down. Prolly lives in Omaha.

Urbandic by Shackabitch October 25, 2019

Pot-o-graph 

When you sign anything high...and subsequently forget about it.
Also: Any pictures you take while high.
Additionally: Any pictures of pots or signed pots.

I just left my ceramics class high as hell and this dude wanted my pot-o-graph. I signed his weed.

Pot-o-graph by Shackabitch October 25, 2019

Cokelear inplant 

A surgery you may have on your ears so that your ears block out everything that your coked out friends say.

My f-d up roommate wouldn’t shut up, so I got a cokelear inplant. I need better friends, cause now I can’t hear anything.

Cokelear inplant by Shackabitch October 25, 2019