Selma's ho pants made her look trick, but she considered herself an amateur and was insulted when men asked her price.
by Moby Doug April 25, 2010

Pant Gravel, the dried and powdered vaginal discharge found in women's underwear, once left to dry.
Often a pale crusty substance, can be ground and snorted as aphrodisiacs'. (selected individuals who dare)
Often a pale crusty substance, can be ground and snorted as aphrodisiacs'. (selected individuals who dare)
"Jeeze nan, your 'pant gravel' sent me to the moon, maybe you should wash them, is that how grand-dad died?"
"wow, these could do with a wash, they have 'pant gravel' in them"
"your fanny batter has turned into 'pant gravel'"
"wow, these could do with a wash, they have 'pant gravel' in them"
"your fanny batter has turned into 'pant gravel'"
by Zero Foxtrot July 20, 2023

"Most fat people like McDonald's and Taco Bell"
"Well let's just take the pants off the cat here obviously most fat people prefer McDonald's but idk about Taco Bell"
"Well let's just take the pants off the cat here obviously most fat people prefer McDonald's but idk about Taco Bell"
by Jukebox Jeremy March 21, 2025

Slang/street terminology traditionally used to reference street heroin, but used with rapidly growing popularity to reference street fentanyl with its growing popularity. Historically pants can refer to any street opioid,. Note* Sides=crystal meth; shirts = crack cocaine.
-Hey bro you got pants?
_Yeah we got pants, sides, and killer shirts yo! I have soft to, buy only pussys still rail that kids baby candy.
-Word, I'm good for shirts n' sides. I only got 2 bills anyways so just a 1/2 ball o' pants.
_I can give ya 1/2 ball and a couples pts of side.
-Right on, this your benzo pants right?
_OF COURSE! Best shit around...put ya on the nod for sure, and have your new custy to OD ratio will be off the charts. I'm getting at least 10 new customers for everyone that drops man!
-Fuckin' rights!!! Oh and I'll take an ounce of soft...
_WHAT? you fucking pussy!
- Shut up! You know I'm cookin shirts bro.
_yeah yeah, that's what they all say
_Yeah we got pants, sides, and killer shirts yo! I have soft to, buy only pussys still rail that kids baby candy.
-Word, I'm good for shirts n' sides. I only got 2 bills anyways so just a 1/2 ball o' pants.
_I can give ya 1/2 ball and a couples pts of side.
-Right on, this your benzo pants right?
_OF COURSE! Best shit around...put ya on the nod for sure, and have your new custy to OD ratio will be off the charts. I'm getting at least 10 new customers for everyone that drops man!
-Fuckin' rights!!! Oh and I'll take an ounce of soft...
_WHAT? you fucking pussy!
- Shut up! You know I'm cookin shirts bro.
_yeah yeah, that's what they all say
by I have what you need May 28, 2022

by maya with the papayas December 9, 2023

Girl 1: Sooo how was last night ??😏😏😏
Girl 2: Big disappointment, his dick was so small I thought it was his pants zipper I was pulling 😒😒😒
Girl 2: Big disappointment, his dick was so small I thought it was his pants zipper I was pulling 😒😒😒
by leaf shinobi August 5, 2019
