Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human.

MrBeast

Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human. a human atm mrbeast

by Cambam826 September 6, 2022

Young Money

Great hip hop group who influenced so much rappers these days. Includes Lil Wayne, the GOAT of 2000s rap, Drake, and Nicki Minaj, the Queen of rap. Plus, other great rappers like Tyga, Young Thug, Cory Gunz, and Jay Sean.

Fool: Bro. Lil Yachty IS FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!!

Me: No, Lil Yachty is crap, Lil Wayne is who you're looking for.

Fool: Who?

Me: Don't you who know Young Money is? Do you live under a rock?

by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 21, 2022

Money shot neti pot

When a man cums so much and so hard , it flows out of a persons nose, thus flushing it out.

He came so much that money shot neti pot cleared my sinuses out last night.

by Chefman43223 April 21, 2022

Money

When you like to spend it on your girl and you spoil her.

I just spoiled my girl with a new car it cost so much money

by Karlei Ogden April 21, 2022

epic swag cash money

Used to define a relatively spectacular moment.

Jim Bob Carrie: My wife just got pregnant! I'm going to be an uncle!
Pim Lob Sarrie: YO! That's epic swag cash money!

by Hunterry April 22, 2022

Money

It does cost money to feed and house slaves. Food got cheaper over time. Leisure activities are cheap. Remove the restriction of race and you have an entire population of slaves that breed themselves. Use social gatekeeping and nepotism to keep your gutter-filth kids above the rest of them. Hurray indefinite wage slavery mediated by people who will literally steal half of your money to buy mansions. They’ll also steal whatever creative achievements they feel you don’t deserve. Slavery still exists.

Hym “I heard 80% of your money is given to you now-a-days. If self-help actually worked you would be out of business by now. You’re selling wage-slaves... telling them to work harder? That’s what you sell. While you use their money to work less hard and your piece of shit fuck-trophies pull themselves up by YOUR bootstraps. It’s unacceptable when I do it. You are actively trying to stop me from doing (in your conceptualization) what they are doing. Because it isn’t a meritocracy. It’s status mediated be successful breeders.”

by Hym Iam October 27, 2022