Jake Piper's fourth law

The last of his laws, it states:
There can only be three laws.

The law is a certified law.

Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Jake webber

The jake webber cult is groupchat on Instagram made by @g.orgeouscolby. everyone in the gc has a profile picture with jake webber infront of a fire smiling, we plan world domination and talk about all the people in sam and colby friends group.

"What's your hobby?"

"Talking about world domination and Danny devito with the jake webber cult."

by Jakewebbercultmwah July 15, 2022

Jake Paul

Cancer

Guy: I think I have cancer
Jake Paul: why?

Guy: *dies*

by Aiden6000 July 23, 2022

Jake Paul

Beating women

Man Jessica was talking so much shit that I Jake pauled her

by Memelordzzzz April 19, 2018

That’s Jake

That’s lame like that’s Jake

Yo I can’t go to the lake that’s Jake asf

by Dk—bay June 13, 2021

Jake

The most loving caring guy in the world, he loves his girlfriend to bits, if anyone touches his girl he will smash them over, a lovly man, overly tempared sometimes and overprotective but thats alright.

jesse bit me and my boy Jake wanted to smash him over

by ran36 December 4, 2018