Jake

Cake

Cake Jake!

by Ollie0312 January 24, 2022

Dirty Jake

The act of screwing over a friend. Also known as Getting Jaked off.

While at work Jake decided he would do a Dirty Jake to his coworkers. Jumped ahead of everyone else to load his semi first even though he wasn’t suppose to. He then proclaimed you just “got Jaked off”

by FartMcFarts December 10, 2025

Jake

A theatre kid who is too loud

Jake: I hope I get the part I want in the school musical!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!1!1!1!
Anybody else: shut up we’re in the library

by Cowboy_StateFarm November 10, 2020

Jake

An immature guy with one of the holy trifectas--very large phallus, very large libido, very large actual heart--that make you want to slap him really hard but sametime kinda hit your knees and succcsuccc best you can so he will appreciate you the most possible.

Ugh I dunno what I'm gonna do about him; so annoying at times, but big sigh he's suchhhh a Jake I can't help myself.

by Imouto-chan January 4, 2022

Jake

Has a weird love for turtles and is generally shy, but a funny person.

Joe: That "Jake" kid is always real quiet
Mama: He's real nice when you get to know him

by RoombaMan1929 May 29, 2021

Jake

Someone who says things that are so outrageous you don’t know what to think. They are borderline scary to be around but equally hilarious.

Jake: “I tried to order a McTopSloppy and a McChinamen at McDonald’s and the girl at the drive thru was so shocked at my knowledge of the secret menu that she quit her job instantaneously…good thing I didn’t request the McPhagomania or she would have cried”

You: “Alright man, glad to hear it”

by EricShun100 July 25, 2023

Amber and Jake

Amber and Jake.. two people who's love for eachother is everlasting.. two people who no matter what will love eachother and cherish eachother.. I love you amber - jake

"hey did you see those two?" "Yeah there definitely like amber and jake'

by Johannesburg paulsty March 5, 2023