the hours between 10-1am where you think about josh and read fanfiction hoping it can fill the void in your heart just WANTING someone and hoping it can make you feel better about your own horrid situation but instead start crying very deeply feeling no and all emotion at once with your cats staring and you and then realize your chances are basically 0 and you have no business feeling this way but you do.
by labrochacho August 4, 2019

6’4 pure muscle and one of the biggest school jocks known to man who reportedly could play in the NFL but is to young. Can easily take down a fully grown gorilla and get any girl he wants.
by Nerddestroyer15 December 23, 2021

Alisha Howard is so in love with Joshua Jenkins. She can't wait to spend the rest of her life with him. He is funny, smart, sexy and a perfect match for her.....He loves loving up on her!!!!! To the crayons
by A loves J January 11, 2023

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go
Person 1: Yo look at this tiktok!
Tiktok: Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Person 2: Not Josh Hutcherson!!!
Tiktok: Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Person 2: Not Josh Hutcherson!!!
by 817use December 4, 2023

The name you give a short angry man who constantly lies about his family history. Compulsive liar e.g. Claimed to be allergic to water yet carries a bottle of water everywhere. Highly egotistical.
by Pieh Kost November 4, 2017

a manipulative piece of shit who you’ll end up making car and rent payments for. he’ll suck all the life out of you & uses being depressed as the reason that he is the way he is.
Girl 1: my boyfriend’s behind on car payments and got kicked out of his apartment because he couldn’t make rent.
Girl 2: oh, you’re dating a josh.
Girl 2: oh, you’re dating a josh.
by radical egg February 22, 2019
