n. The homosexual act of one man sneaking up behind another, attempting to grab his genitals, inflicting pain in the process.
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When I wake up in the morning, I always have night-water cum in my glass and the taste of my roomies' jizz in my mouth!
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He arrived at dawn, and opening toilet door, he saw to his delight, the clear blue water in the bowl, confirming he was the first occupant, and settled down to a blue water moment.
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