A Dragon In The Church

When a priest and a nun have intercourse, the priest shoots his load inside the nun's mouth. He smacks the back of the nun's head making the load go through her nose, the priest then sticks a finger deep in her mouth so the nun vomits making it look like flames.

I went to the church yesterday and caught the priest giving the nun A Dragon In The Church

by YouAreBigSkitters December 22, 2020

Dragon's Dogma 2

I... Must... Be Lion-man... I MUST BE LION-MAN!

Hym 🙀

Iam "What?"

Hym "Dra... Dragon's dogma 2 😧🫵 Look!"

Iam 😱 "THAT'S A LION-MAN! THERE! IN THE PRESETS! LION-MAN!"

Hym "I must..."

Iam "It's not going to look like me..."

Hym "It will he as we should..."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

How To Train Your Dragon

The absolutely best animated trilogy known to all mankind. It’s emotional, it’s funny, it’s infuriating at times, and it WILL MAKE U CRY. Best thing ever to exist, period.

Idk what you’re doing if you’re not watching How To Train Your Dragon in your free time

by madameggroll August 24, 2023

triple dragon

When you’re on your period and get projectile vomiting and diarrhea.

Aw man I got the flu on my period and was triple dragoning all night

by Carpetmuncher August 10, 2022

Evil Dragon

A sexual act that involves punching your partner right before you climax, leaving your contact info, and painkillers for when they wake up.

Tasha woke up with a headache, I think Robby gave her the Evil Dragon last night.

by Robertomus December 5, 2014

Savage Dragon

An ex girlfriend that speaks poorly about her ex boyfriend to her local community to the point where all the other women think that the guy is a chauvinistic brut.

Did you hear what Shelley said about Sam? That bitch is the definition of a savage dragon.

by charger0828 September 23, 2010

Dragon Age is ALWAYS political

Dragon Age 1 is about racism. The sub plot revolves the oppression of the elves by the humans.
Dragon Age 2 is about colonialism and religious zealotry. Kirkwall takes in the Qunari leader and he tries to take over the country because the fact that they don't adhere to the Qun disgusts him.
Dragon Age 3 is about class warfare. The conflict between the overclass (The Templars) and the underclass (The Mages)

Hym "Dragon Age is ALWAYS political. I don't know what Dragon Age 4 is about but I don't know why you would buy a game that is always political and then expect the points of contention of out modern politic to be absent from the game."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2025