chris's dick is normally very tiny and shrimp-like.
he often brags about having a giant cock but in reality, it's very tiny.
he often brags about having a giant cock but in reality, it's very tiny.
by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020
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He is sometimes annoying but a really funny guy
He also loves his Nintendo switch and loves playing smash bros. He’s also a really smart guy and is really good with Tech and he’s a really good friend so if you ever get a Chris make sure to stay friends with him forever. He also likes saying your mom for some reason.
He is sometimes annoying but a really funny guy
He also loves his Nintendo switch and loves playing smash bros. He’s also a really smart guy and is really good with Tech and he’s a really good friend so if you ever get a Chris make sure to stay friends with him forever. He also likes saying your mom for some reason.
by Grumpythebeast October 1, 2020
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by JORDYNVSTHEWORLD March 23, 2019
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If you ever get in Chris Zavalas good side he’ll treat you 10 times better. If you get in his bad side he’ll treat you ten times worse.
He always has the most attractive girlfriend and regularly pipes her down to maintain dominance.
If you ever get in Chris Zavalas good side he’ll treat you 10 times better. If you get in his bad side he’ll treat you ten times worse.
He always has the most attractive girlfriend and regularly pipes her down to maintain dominance.
Chris Zavala is so unhinged one time I heard he threw a guy off a building just to see what would happen since he talked smack about his mom.
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by SmallCockMonsterCum March 21, 2019
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