blindfolded chocolate milkshake

with a girl laying on her back, the guy puts his balls on her eyes, and positions his asshole above her mouth. the girl then inserts a straw into the mans ass, and sucks out a plethora of creamy liquid shit.

dude, sheila was craving nourishment last night, so i hooked her up with 3 blindfolded chocolate milkshakes.

by the BREWAAAAAAH August 24, 2008

chocolate hot dog

A Little Debbie® Frosted Fudge Cake with delicious chocolate layers.

I just gained 10 pounds this week! Must be the chocolate hot dog ...

by MyGroovySmoothie August 7, 2010

who loves the chocolate

meaning: its the same as saying "who's good?" or any variation. can be said about almost anything... can also be a comeback when you cant think of anything- much better than that "yo mama" shit

dude: *hits a homerun* "who loves the chocolate?"
person: i did your girlfriend
person 2: who loves the chocolate?
guy: oh hey whats up?
another guy: who loves the chocolate?
man: hey can i borrow a 20?
man 2: who loves the chocolate?
man: uhh.... is that a yes or a no?
man 2: WHO LOVES THE CHOCOLATE?
man: come on, can i or not?
man 2: yeah sure.....

by flowerchildgreen June 11, 2005

Chocolate Donut Tattoo

When a person presses their asshole against another person or object, leaving a shit ring that resembles a donut.

"Charles pressed his ass against my arm and left a chocolate donut tattoo."

by Abbass September 6, 2007

Bob's Chocolate Flake

A mildly aromatic blend of pipe tobacco popular among enthusiasts.

Steve and I went in on a kilo of Bob's Chocolate Flake, but it made him throw up. Baby.

by Joe December 27, 2004

Well-Groomed Chocolate

A black man who's neat and stylish.

As always, he was well-groomed chocolate.

by MARCISMS September 6, 2018

Slovakian Chocolate Maker

When a sugar and water enima is given to a person intoxicated on vodka. the resulting expulsion of fluid is then heated into a semisolid mixture. That mixture is is then molded into a bar shape and left on the passed out individual.

Dude: I was at a party and passed out drunk... When I woke up I found a chocolate bar that smelled like shit. I think I got too drunk and someday turned me into a Slovakian Chocolate Maker.

by Willy Caca formerly Wonka August 30, 2012