Crack for two!

A oxygen thieving to be mother who consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth with no regards what so ever for her unborn baby! Typically lacking any and all forms of commonsense! An absolute disgrace to humanity.

OMFG did you know Ashley is still smoking crack! Yeah she’s having Crack for two!

by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021

Sweaty Crack Fart

When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.

Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*

Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?

Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.

by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025

Crack head mom

A single mom that’s been single for so long she acts like both the mom and the dad.

My mom yelled at me about changing my oil in my car and twenty minutes later calmly let me know “dinner is ready I hope you have your appetite!” She’s such a crack head mom.

by Shegruwell December 20, 2018

Crack

To have sex with someone

I had to crack lil shawty from the back. She was staring at me when I was dancing at the party.

by Anthony__Stifler September 5, 2021

Crack the whale

To bang, do the nasty, horizontal tango,

OMG did you guys just crack the whale???

You guys were so loud cracking the whale

by Whalecracker October 17, 2015

crack-a-doodle dandy

Noun
An overly nationalistic U.S. citizen with a penchant for cocaine and other related stimulants.

Despite her generally liberal standing, Brianna's new crack-a-doodle dandy of a boyfriend more than made up for his political believes with his inside hook-ups.

by Pablo Sexobar November 24, 2017

crack in the alter

Broken marriage

There's a crack in the alter

by anonymous August 1, 2022