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Can Bang With Shaq

Phrase used to describe a homosexual. This phrase was coined in a press conference by President Obama when he was speaking about Jason Collins, the first openly gay athlete in the US from a major professional team sport.
Is that person straight or gay? President Obama would say that he can bang with Shaq.
by bigtime22 May 3, 2013
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Can I use your charger?

The phrase a girl utters when she wants railed
Jessica Ghobrial: man I’m hornier than sin and that guy looks good
Jonathan Ghobrial: I feel ya sis, go make a move!
*Jessica Ghobrial approaches the really hot guy*
Jessica Ghobrial: Can I use your charger?
*Jessica Ghobrial gets railed*
by TonyHaver November 19, 2022
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Gender Studies Tomato-can

God, yeah, wow. There he goes again. Didja see it?
Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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Gibson is my favorite person i want to have sex with him :)
lemmie fuck you gibby. Gibson Is So Sexy Can We Agree?
by Sadie Houston:) February 18, 2022
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A phrase used to justify the throwing of short people during Throw short people month.
Person1: Wait, you can't just throw her, it's disrespectful
Person2: Yes you can, it's Throw short people month
Person 3: Yeah, That's how this works, you can throw him/her
by rammicam October 3, 2022
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Can

The coolest fucking dude ever
If you meet a Can keep that mf cause he's nice to have lol
by Cantaloupelover November 21, 2021
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