by MILEYYYYY March 30, 2011
Man, talk about weird. Jeff pulled a total arch douche Ferdinand on the company with that motorcycle accident. Congrats on the promotion, Mike!
by anamonah July 20, 2011
Just about any male from New Jersey. His main topics of conversation are: How many chicks he's banged this summer while weekending at the Jersey Shore, his workout routine, his spray-on tan, or when he's going to see Bon Jovi or Springsteen next. His favorite phrases are: "Yo!" and "Hey, what's up kid?"
Look at that meathead over there with the gallon of gel in his hair and no shirt on. Ten bucks he's a Jersey Douche Bag.
by Larry Tiita September 22, 2009
Douche Bagger Vance is a derogatory term referring to a golfer who is always talking a big game and/or representing himself as better then he actually is. Derived from the Will Smith golfing movie Bagger Vance.
Matt: Steve told me he shot a 68 yesterday
Tom: I was there, he shot a 94
Matt: Wow, that guy is a real Douche Bagger Vance
Tom: I was there, he shot a 94
Matt: Wow, that guy is a real Douche Bagger Vance
by Joker25 December 14, 2007
Wow! Apple has topped itself again. The iPhone has amazing douche bag appeal.
Due to the increased popularity of environmentalism, the Hummer has lost a great deal of its douche bag appeal.
Due to the increased popularity of environmentalism, the Hummer has lost a great deal of its douche bag appeal.
by Jacobre1 February 27, 2008
A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children. He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl for seven weeks, moves into HER house after a 2 week courtship, introduces her to his children 3 times, and then telephones his 7-year old on a Monday night to tell her that he has gotten married and failed to include his own children in the ceremony! He is also the same guy who will vandalize the ex-wife's vehicle, pull a knife on her, send threatening text messages, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he is arrested for assault and vandalism. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife one week before getting married to confess that his new girlfriend is "pressuring" him into the decision. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows!
He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying a Baptist preacher's daughter and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
by singlemama September 21, 2010
When we were teenagers in the 60s, many of us liked the Olds "Fuck Fart Douche" better than the Pontiac GTO (Goat)
by andy1 September 05, 2005