banana

the best friend for a monkey

monkey 1: you know that banana

monkey 2: yeah
monkey 1: i wanna be she/he friend should I talk to she/he/it
monkey 2: yeah banana is the best friend to be with

by i'M A PoTaTo! January 1, 2021

Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.

Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!

by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021

Thanos Banana

A purple banana with Thanos' big beautiful chin on it

Hey! look at that thanos banana! I really wanna eat it!

by Furry Boi November 12, 2018

Banana

A big dildo and it is natural.

Yeah man stick than fucking cock up my fat ass. As smooth as a banana.

by Big dick face. March 6, 2017

Banana poes bread

anal bread loaves commonly eaten by homoseaxual Chris'

Chris: I am craving some banana poes bread so badly.
Me: faggot

by milkstout January 27, 2014

Banana Pants

Banana pants refers to a state of craziness or confusion. Figuratively, it's like if you were wearing pants that held your ankles together and you could not take a step. Like if both legs of the pants were together, the shape of a single banana.

When I was hungry, I thought about ordering a sandwich. But I could not eat the carbs in the bread; or should I get only sprouted, whole grain; but, no, what if I have a gluten sensitivity? I was totally banana pants and decided not to eat anything until later when I ate the whole, extra-large pizza in one sitting.

by cspvln January 3, 2017

Punish banana

Fap fap fap

Hjalte punished his banana, punish banana

by Jacob_barnet March 2, 2025