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the bizarrest universe

update pls, also astro is cool
tbu: the bizarrest universe
by xdddddddddvcbf December 26, 2021
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university

Place where you trade your mental health for a degree.
Doctor: "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "I study IT at the university"
by dwoazen appel May 17, 2022
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Universal Nigga Card

The universally recognized license to say the term "nigga" as a Caucasian and not be royally fucked up by the black community. The one and only active UNC is issued to the legendary rapper Marshall Mathers AKA Eminem.
Bruh, Eminem has the only Universal Nigga Card in the galaxy. He's the only white dude who can say "nigga" freely and not get Timberland stomped. The world must respect Eminem.
by GangstaWee June 2, 2022
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Georgetown University in Qatar

A place for bad students who want to get a good degree. It's a school of crackheads who either spend their 4 years depressed with good grades, or high off of Redbull with bad grades. They're not much of party animals but they're animals still. They have beef with Northwestern students but nobody knows why. Also: the Laffer Conspiracy.
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Universe

Something that is currently on it's way to screw up and end.
Guy 1: Where do we live
Guy 2: The universe
Guy 1: Bruh this is the only fucking universe
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Universe Reset

A group of highly unstable retards whose only job is to make one person's life a living hell. Also known as "gangbanging" him/her into hopeless despair of ones useless fucking life. One invested with about twenty six alternate accounts mostly maid by the princess herself.
"Hey do you know about Universe Reset?"
"You mean those retards who can't tell a word from a letter?"
"Yup."
by Grim__ April 10, 2022
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