Top Turkey

n. Imaginary military term for officer in charge or most senior officer

“That is the sorriest Close Order drill I can ever remember, boy!! Who leads this outfit? Who’s Top Turkey around here?”

by Corncakes March 29, 2025

patty top

Top of skull is flat

A patty top is person with a flat head on top
Ex: Being able too balance something on

by Micah is the goat June 25, 2024

Top stuff

Sexual things like kissing,getting down on breasts and giving hickeys

-"Yo i heard there was an orgy list night,did you go?"
-"Yea but i didn't fuck "
-"Really"
-"Yea top stuff only"

by Jayc28 February 25, 2023

Wheely top

When you get a blow job from a girl in a wheel chair.

"My legs are broken can you give me wheely top"

by Wheels2003 September 29, 2020

YOUR SPRITES ARE TOP, EVERYTHING IS YOUR TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

What a 9 year old days when he wants to steal your art

Vector: Why do you wanna talk to me so much?
Crutch: YOUR SPRITES ARE TOP, EVERYTHING IS YOUR TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

by vector9260 April 17, 2022

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stuffed top

When you cum in a girls mouth and she gets a sinus infection

So at the party last night I gave my girlfriend a stuffed top and she was blowing cum out of her nose for weeks.

by Jabob May 20, 2016