painted middle finger

When someone paints their middle finger they are incredibly gay.

beau: Hey have you seen ella’s painted middle finger.
jodie: Yeah i’m so proud of her

by lolgetwrecked October 19, 2020

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two finger mcgillicudy

A medical procedure performed by Dr. Wayne Fuckman M.D. and Dr. McGillicudy. The doctors get so deep in you with their gloved hands they tickle your tonsils

I haven't walked properly since Dr. Fuckman prescribed a Two Finger McGillicudy to check on my tonsillitis

by Toby Highroller March 27, 2015

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When you encounter this wild New Yorker in Queens he has the Greasiest Fingers known to mankind. Some say if you touch his fingers you will instantly get the gassed like the jews. Others say your get skin poisoning. The world may never know.

Person 1: Yo did you go to Queens at all

Person 2: Yea I saw Joe's Greasy Fingers so I ran

by Joe's Greasy Fingers December 12, 2018

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French blowjob finger

A finger inserted into a man's anus during fellatio for the purpose of stimulating the prostate to intensify orgasm.

I thought I knew what pleasure was until Amelie used her French blowjob finger on me. A life-changing experience.

She has the best French blowjob finger I've seen since I was fo'teen.

by maxkeepsitreal1 February 20, 2010

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kit kat fingers

Kit Kat fingers are when a person places any two fingers together and inserts them into another humans anal cavity. (usually a gay male activity). Once the fingers have been removed any remnants of shit are acknowledged by each party and swiftly licked clean. This act can be incorporated with the Dirty Sanchez and Portugese Breakfast.

Last night my boyfriend got kit kat fingers before we made love and i ended up with a dirty sanchez.

by Sam 23456 May 23, 2006

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