Post-season Depression

A period of minor depression following the end of a sports season. It is most common in high school athletes.

Person 1: “Damn, I just ain’t been right since the track season ended”
Person 2: “You got some post-season depression”

by august rain June 5, 2022

Post-Nut Abstraction

A form of Post-Nut clarity, but so severe that it can lead to long term depression, self harm and even death by suicide.

After jimmy finished wanking off to his gay furry porn, he experienced severe Post-Nut Abstraction. In a blind fit of rage he ran downstairs, grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself 10 times.

by princelothric March 11, 2024

Post-Owned Car

A car for sale after having been previously owned

I'm gonna go buy a post-owned car

by Iamafox March 29, 2024

Post-Birth hemorrhoids

The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan

"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"

by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021

post

after or later

Yo dawg ima see u post.

by Therealdawg February 27, 2017

National post a pic of your best friend day

Help celebrate a picture of the person that made your life better!

National post a pic of your best friend day, means to take time out of your day to appreciate what your best friend has done for you

by Kenken1156 August 2, 2021

post this on insta reels

if you get this comment on tiktok, do not post your video on ig reels if you don’t want to get cooked

“post this on insta reels they’ll love it”

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut May 20, 2024