cunt licking

Kissing, licking, sucking vaginal lips

Older men love to kiss and lick vagina. women and young girls get excited with this sexual act. girls do this with other girls. Cunt licking is a normal healthy way to reach orgasam.

Ebony girls in Ethiopia love to get their cunt licked.

by soman December 2, 2007

Cunt Monkey

someone that always has his face in a pussy. someone that performs lots of oral sex on women.

"He is such a cunt monkey"
"I want to be a cunt monkey"

by Brent B. June 4, 2007

fat cunt

someone who is really fat and is a smelly bum hole

oh my god lok aqt gabrielle she is such a fat cunt

by corey johnston June 11, 2006

Top Cunt

The highest level of cunt rating someone can achieve. It is usually used to describe someone within a friendship group who has done something for a prolonged period of time to piss someone/a group of people off. When someone has reached Top Cunt status they can be referred to as TC until it is recognized within the friendship group that the TC has learnt the error of their ways. However, the term cannot be applied to a person when it is evident that they are just joking around. If someone cannot take the banter, the label of TC will not only NOT be given to the distributor of the banter, but the person who cannot take the banter will be jokingly referred to as the TC for a week.

TOMMY D: "Yesterday in town Mortimer told me that Simon P was sleeping with Jess W"
BRADSHAW: "WTF, gutted for Barratt. Simon P is a fucking Top Cunt!"

ANDY: "Bowers was moaning again about getting rinsed for being pissed on/smelling of piss, being a junkie and fingering a 15 year old when his now 18. He just keeps on overreacting when it gets brought up each time"
GRACE: "Well, maybe if he's given TC status for a week he will stop going tribal on us!"
ANDY: "Good fucking shout, give him a slap with your dildo while your at is as well!"

by Tom 'the fucking lad' Dobra April 9, 2010

Anal Cunt

This word refers to the condition when, after a great deal of fucking over a long period of time, a woman's vaginal walls will deteriorate to the point where the anal and vaginal cavities are connected. This will make defecating essentially involuntary. This was discussed on sex talk with Sue Johannson.

candy the 55 year old whore down the street has developed anal cunt

by dmby.com May 13, 2005

fucking cunts

An Australian term giving to a person or persons who are very ordinary people- often the worst type of person times that by 1000. Even bigger cunt than Kyle Sandilands.
This term is often quite offensive but if said at the appropriate time, such as when you are referring to a certain Melbourne University's hockey players, it is deemed as befitting language, even around priests and young children.

Player One: Geez that team were a bunch of fucking cunts today.
Umpire: What do you expect, its Melbourne Uni, they are always a bunch of fucking cunts. Even bigger cunts than those UTS fucking cunts. And even bigger fucking cunts than Paris Hilton's fucking cunt.
Team Priest: Oh I've seen Night in Paris and they must be huge fucking cunts then.
Player 1: Oh big fucking cunts.

by uwa11 October 24, 2011

thunder cunt

like a regular cunt only much much bigger. Also one of the coolest ways to insult someone.

"Goddamn I hate my girlfriend, she's such a cum guzzling thunder cunt!"
"Yo...sean...stop being a thunder cunt."

by 69dildo69 November 26, 2007