sand monkeys

The term used for Islamic terrorist that like to Yeet into buildings and blow shit up

The sand monkeys did 911

by MaddysGoneMissing December 27, 2018

Monkey Cut

When someone jumps in front of you in line for something, like a monkey.

"Dude, did I just give you the Monkey Cut? Sorry!"

"Well, now I'm in the back of the line because some asshole just gave me the Monkey Cut."

by Meghohn23 April 1, 2010

bitch monkey

a relative unit of measure for speed, humidity, or emotion

wow, he's going faster than a bitch monkey!
That's drier'n a bitch monkey
get out of the way... she's angrier than all bitch monkey

by antiminimidge February 15, 2005

Chicken Monkey

A chicken that has some monkey like traits.

Holy shit! Did you see that Chicken Monkey!?

Dont touch my Chicken Monkey!

by Kyle October 25, 2004

douche monkey

No real meaning, just any insult of your choice.

A monkey who douches.

Hunter is such a fucking douche monkey, all he does is pretend to be black.

After the douche monkey did her job, her boyfriend, Jerry, was happy to eat her out.

by John Shmigma May 13, 2005

first monkey

An African-American's wife;ex.: Michelle Obama (See obsquecious)

I heard that the first monkey, Michelle Obama, infecting the White House staff with AIDS.

by poopydonym May 15, 2009

Monkey Barracuda

a monkey Barracuda hybrid that lives in or near dumpsters.

Also lives in the nasty grimiest dirtiest womens anal cavity

my friend saw the monkey barracuda last night when he was throwing out the trash

I was about to fuck my girlfriend when all of a sudden a monkey barracuda jumped on my penis and i jumped

by 1337zor April 13, 2008