Star Wars

Nickname for Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI), a proposed missile defense system intended to protect the U.S from ballistic strategic nuclear weapons. Formed in 1984. In 1993, it was renamed to the Ballistic Missile Defense Organization (BMDO).

Reagan: To get rid of MAD, we gotta make the commies show who we really are.
Everyone else: Won't this just piss them off?
Reagan: And we'll call it Star Wars.
Everyone else: Deal!

by Abesrg April 10, 2020

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Stars

Tools who hold badges to perform dictatorships' biddings.

Boy: "I want to be a star, daddy"
Father: "Nope! Stars are cunts"

by the first sumerian gods October 30, 2021

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i get messages from the stars

A repeating lyric in the popular hit song: Messages from the stars

you:¨Ï get messages from the stars¨ *he says while vibing*
some guy: ¨waht?
i get messages from the stars you dont know?

by Entixer January 23, 2024

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Juan Star

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

“Bro who’s this fucking dumbass”
“That’s Juan Star lmao”

by Juan Star November 16, 2022

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