goof snakes

A group of people who goof around well acting all snaky or people acting like a bunch of goobers

Guy 1 "Look at all thoose goof snakes, there just a bunch of goobers snaking around."

by Goof Snake May 5, 2016

Bearded Snake

When she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake.

'Damn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle'

by Big goochie hillis October 10, 2016

Cooter Snake

Someone who just wants pussy or dick.

A whore or a pimp aka man whore.

"Billy is such a cooter snake. He tried to fuck me on the first date."

"I'm not fucking with Jane anymore, all she wants is my dick. What a cooter snake"

by Khalani Delgado July 6, 2016

breakfast snake

Morning wood

I wish I had a girlfriend who enjoyed breakfast snake.

by sosueme August 15, 2016

trouser snake

Beware the trouser snake. Its related to the one-eyed cobra. In California it slithers around InNout

I have seen many trouser snakes in my day. They are easy to handle but prone to spit rapidly.

by lickety sprit December 6, 2016

blood snake

Achievement: masturbating, until you bleed. an honor amongst fapstors

bio: Entrepreneur, activist, first obtained the blood snake 10-12-2014

by KazDK December 13, 2016

Trashy Snake

Someone who is a back-stabber but is also trashy.Will take your wallet if left unattended.Dates your boyfriend or girlfriend behind your back.Is that one friend who has 12 different friend groups all of which contain people she hates.Won't tell you if you have pit stains,pimples,or a camel toe etc

"Did you hear Becky was secretly dating her best friend Rebeca's boyfriend?"
"Damn,I always knew Becky was a trashy snake."

by Ugly1ass1fuckin1noodlehead January 22, 2017