Reverse cowgirl

Obviously a shmex position in which the אישה faces the איש in the opposite direction. Both people are wearing only cowboy hats and he sings Yankee Doodle while attempting to lasso her vaginal canal. If he succeeds then he must imitate and mimick horse noises, while she must stomp her feet and hands to mimick the galloping. This completes the role of an excited horse (just like the internal;) excitement). Howdy! Have fun! Pics or or didn’t happen:)

Moses: “Ginger, I’m really feeling it tonight how about a little reverse cowgirl;)”

Ginger: “i’ll grab the lasso”
Moses: “Don’t forget the hats;)”

by Sara Ginger Shapirta June 20, 2022

accidental reverse blumpkin

A female is sitting on the toilet as her male lover is exiting the shower that she had occupied only moments ago. She had a turtle head poking its unruly neck out due to the deep dicking she had received in the shower prior to this. As the male passes the female she gobbles down his penis in the heat of passion they were still clearly still in. This is something that is in general unplanned and considered highly taboo. However, the two people had in fact not only been in the act of the reverse blumpkin but, had done so accidentally. Hence the accidental reverse blumpkin. The two never spoke of it again. Both feeling ashamed of committing such a perverted act.

I bet they didn't see that accidental reverse blumpkin coming before they hopped in the shower like a couple of wild dogs in heat. Its ok, Jesus still loves them....

by madmike135 July 30, 2018

Reverse mortgage

A reverse mortgage is when you are sick and have diarrhea. When you rush to the bathroom and sit on the toilet it's just a fart.

Oh my God!! I thought I had to shit my pants, but it was just a reverse mortgage.

by Bbonemoney January 12, 2024

Reverse Spelunking

The a code name for taking a dump or rocking a deuce.

I really glad I went reverse spelunking yesterday because it had been three days.

by Hedge1984 January 12, 2023

reverse facial

A variation of a snowball where the woman (or man) spits a mouthful of cum back in her partners face

Dude, I was fucking that goth chick and she gave me an unprompted reverse facial. Shit was nasty. .. But kinda hot..

by visborne January 24, 2022

The Reverse Ryan McMahon

Using a baseball bat (typically a wooden one) to satisfy a women sexually. While the girth of the bat can be arousing, the receiver is also typically a fan of baseball, heightening the enjoyment. Regional term: typically rural USA & parts of Canada

"After Jenna banged the Atlanta Braves after they made the World Series, I now need to give here the Reverse Ryan McMahon just to get her off"

by Juan Lip March 22, 2022

reverse afk

When a game is, usually, so good that it glues you to it for way longer than it should. Usually written as KFA.

"The new game in the series is coming out next week, so I'll probably reverse afk"

"Rank reset is tomorrow, wanna duo and KFA?"

"Wait, you're still grinding the thing?"
"I'm KFA'ing it, I'll be done soon"

by anonymous December 17, 2024