Pennsylvania Pumpkin

When the stringy innards of a pumpkin from Pennsylvania are thrown into your hair and down your shirt. Makes for an interesting night and after-wards conversation. Pennsylvania pumpkins cause you to randomly produce pumpkin seeds in your shoe. Also makes a great hair gel.

"Dude, what the effs wrong with this pumpkin?!"
"It's a Pennsylvania pumpkin, it's foreign"
"It's UGLY!"
SPLAT

by Jayyyyme October 19, 2010

Baby Pump

A baby pump is a girl who has sex with a lot of men ; a girl that gets pregnant often;

Yoo that bitch had sex 8 times this week! "werd she a baby pump"

Yo she pregnant again, thats the 4 time this year, and its January.

by krook2 December 26, 2010

Criminal pumpkin

Its a highly contagious bug running rampant in certain parts of the world. Once bitten, you will be eager to learn the history of vaudville, you will find yourself watching disney movies, drinkking rootbeer floats, and carving pumpkins (even though its January), you may also notice a burning desire to perform magic tricks and act erratic, you will most likely grow a thin manicured mustache (despite your gender).

You are such a criminal pumpkin!

by jd doe77 April 2, 2011

Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

by John Steinbech April 28, 2011

Poopy Pumper

The act of gay sex in the anus when the receiver is nearing the need to take a shit, where the dick will compact said shit into the receiver's anus.

Poopy Pumper away!

by Pumpdump June 3, 2011

Time-Pumping

The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.

Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."

Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."

Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"

Friend 2: "No idea."

by Codester91 July 29, 2011

Swag Pump

A move done when you have accomplished or earned swag points, it is done by holding both fist's up to your neck area, as if you were holding a chain, and moving your fists up and down. while looking down!

E'Raw: The sluts are digging my swag today. (Swag Pump)

by E'Raw November 22, 2011