pumpkinphilia

a person whose sexually attracted to a pumpkin and wants to fuck it

bob - "dude who fucked my halloween pumpkin"
jim - "idk man must of been the pumpkinphilia next door"
bob -"oh that white girl next door"

by Kolibrii June 20, 2025

Pumpkus

Smoking through a pumpkin in October

Let go hit the pumpkus, it’s October!!

by anonymous October 27, 2025

Pumpkin Patch Steamer

When you surround yourself in a hot tub with a group of redheads within 2 hours of taking them for some Live Más.

It was a chilly fall day - the perfect occasion for a grande supreme chalupa, 78 soft shell tacos, some fire sauce, and a pumpkin patch steamer.

by Papa Smurphy November 13, 2025

Pumpkink

The act of surgically carving out your anal verge, until your anal prolapse falls out like Hiroshima.

Tom just pumpkinked himself!

by KrispyCum November 28, 2025

Pumpkin Party

Not slang

My first real pumpkin! And to celebrate I invited all pumpkin users in the area; throw a little pumpkin party... I hope that's not slang...

by Sloppypooper January 25, 2026

Pennsylvania Pumpkin

When the stringy innards of a pumpkin from Pennsylvania are thrown into your hair and down your shirt. Makes for an interesting night and after-wards conversation. Pennsylvania pumpkins cause you to randomly produce pumpkin seeds in your shoe. Also makes a great hair gel.

"Dude, what the effs wrong with this pumpkin?!"
"It's a Pennsylvania pumpkin, it's foreign"
"It's UGLY!"
SPLAT

by Jayyyyme October 19, 2010

Glitter Pumpkins

An inexpensive, yet charming, Martha Stewart holiday craft where seasonal gourds are painted with glue then smothered in glitter. Obviously the craft was inspired by Stewart's petname, which of course was glitter pumpkins, obtained during her 2004 incarceration.

In honor of STD Awareness Month, we will make glitter pumpkins from warty gourds and gift them to promote abstinence.

by BedazzleYourPumpkins October 24, 2010