floating a brain

One "floats a brain" by pulling your testicles out of the fly hole of your pants and proceed about your normal business without acknowledging the exposed genitals. This is typically done in bars or at parties.
I floated a brain at the party last weekend. I will be floating a brain this evening at the social function.
by bigEC July 19, 2014
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Brains like Napoleon.

A phrase used by the three stooges to call someone brain dead with out calling them brain dead.
Moe: Boy, you got brains like Napoleon.

Larry: Napoleon's dead.

Moe: I know it.
by Kara-que April 01, 2023
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boomer brain

Baby boomers who cant assimilate the fact that comparisons of what life was like when they where growing up have not relevance in the current economic climate. Lives in the total denial of facts. Often heard to make statements like" you young people done work hard enough".
He totally suffers from Boomer brain.
by dildoswaggins41 August 30, 2024
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Slay Brain

The phrase used to describe the unfortunate event of posessing Slay's brain. The brain makes you easy to manipulate, grants common sensory overloads and forces you to say "glaze" after every sentence.
by suspos April 19, 2023
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Brain Lag

During a gaming session, brain lag is when your brain does not work until it is too late in some situations.
EnderBender28: "Bruh why didn't mash there until it was too late? You got grounded by DK Side B."
PridedFox77: "I had brain lag."
by PridedFox77 September 15, 2022
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shave the brain

Holding your scrotum in you fist so the testicles are squeezed tight making them look like a veiney brain and then proceeding to shave the hair off of them
Dude, I had a date with a smoking chick last night, I had to o make sure to shave the brain before I met up with her because she looked like she gives hummers
by marklarthewelby September 05, 2021
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Brain-Sweller

Someone with an above average IQ. Their brains are bigger than most and they usually wear rounded glasses.
Person: I guess I'll spend the rest of the day with the over achievers and brain-swellers
by ...V.... July 01, 2010
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