When you go to somebody’s house for a sex date for the first time and they only wear a blind fold and never take it off. Then you have sex, leave and they never see your face.
Johnny left his apartment door unlocked for me, I went into his bedroom to find him naked. I bird boxed him and left.
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I went to a bird watching site to find lesbian porn and got kicked off the site because it was apparently an actual site for photos of birds.
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I told my buddy I was going bird watching last night. He thought I meant spotting some rare finches, but let's just say I was more interested in a rare mom with a pair of...binoculars!
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