Egg in the Sock

Meaning something that is annoying you or hindering you from a goal

Man, passing APUSH is such an egg in the sock

by FreiaFAn May 8, 2025

That wets my socks

Used to express exasperation at something. Because everyone hates getting their socks wet.

"Your dog peed on your shoes again."

"Well, that wets my socks."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2023

Pee my socks

When you can’t hold your pee too much you go in your socks and Piss

Timmy: I need to use the restroom cuz my dad holding the line hmmmmmm let me pee my socks *pees in socks*

by Peeong socks is ducky f good July 14, 2022

Cock Sock

Another name for a condom.

"Lemme slip on my cock sock so I can slip it in your pussy."

by OmgItsBigBoy March 10, 2018

socked my cock

When your hoe puts a tube sock on your cock and starts jacking you off

Bro my hoe just socked my cock

by Cock of the sock July 20, 2016

Sock Jocks

When one wears socks in his underwear to enhance the size of his package

When one uses socks to enhance the size of their package whilst wearing underwear . It looks like he is wearing sock jocks

by Titanic88 May 24, 2017

Skeet sock

When you have sexual relations with a sock

I just got done having sex with my skeet sock!

by Smiley the god June 25, 2019