Can

Can is a man of his word, a very smart and talented fella.
He also likes to get fucked by his girlfriend's 20cm wiener.

Person A: Is that Can?
Person B: Yeah, and that must be his girlfriend with the 20cm schlong.

by Zibidi November 21, 2021

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Can

Can is a fair man but he likes hard sex. He is charming and can change your life. He has a good influence on women and an arrogant manner towards strange men. Many underestimate him even though he has a lot of potential. Date Can and you will experience something completely new.

Can Geddson the best man

by Geddson November 22, 2021

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If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true

Or Batman.

Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

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awesomeness in a can

Awesomeness in a can refers to how something is really amazing and it is packaged perfectly, almost in a flawless manner. In other words, there is no risk of it going away or changing.

TYLER: Dude, the resort is all inclusive and boos are included!
MICHAEL: Bro, that is awesomeness in a can.

by SURFDUDE88 December 8, 2023

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