Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

when i join plane crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on

"The joyous declaration of a newbie in Plane Crazy, proudly showcasing their latest in-game gadgetry, albeit with a charming disregard for grammatical conventions"
-Someone in Plane Crazy Community

Every time a new player zooms past me without firing a single shot, I'm reminded of the classic 'When I join Plane Crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on' moment."

by YeetTheAn3On March 23, 2024

ceuschi rolls have 463 pieces of zooquini

This is the correct spelling for ceoughescheigh rolls have 463 pieces of zooquini and I looked it up to mean "sushi rolls have 463 pieces of zucchini" and it had a no results found for - t t t. The CEUSCHI sounds like sushi where + ) * ce makes an s and u is the same and sch is prounced like sh and the i is also the same. The ZOOQUINI sounds like zucchini where zoo sounds like zu like where we keep animals in {1025270316263097261944720474401927321} {judd} and the qu sounds like cch and the ini is the same.

Ceuschi rolls, ceuschi rolls, ceuschi rolls have zooquini. Sushi rolls, sushi rolls, sushi rolls have zucchini. 400, 400, 463. I then looked up zooquini and blooberreigh muffin after ceuschi rolls have 463 pieces of zooquini and it had a no results found for. When I thought that the only place with bugm stuff was the gym and there is no bugm stuff at home and I saw an umbrella and I looked at it and I saw Mearcheaux Nose and we have a bumpy umbrella and mearcheaux means bumpy umbrella and also the umbrella is bugm and I put red nail polish on it and the umbrella cover is bugm and also I got a punching bag from the store and it was bugm like our umbrella at home and it was mearcheaux bugm and I said that our umbrella at home is bumpy and I watched the end credits of Ice Age 2 The Meltdown when I saw a punching bag and I went to the Junior School Oval and I saw something bugm like our umbrella at home and it was white and the padding at the Year 3 playgrounds is white and our umbrella at home is white and it is a white umbrella and the curtain at Lower Gym is white and it was bugm like our umbrella at home and the padding on the pillars at IMAX is white and it was bugm like our umbrella at home.

by heagheueppon May 7, 2023

Have you ever been of a corporals course

It what all stuck up corporals say to the ranks below them.

Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.

by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017

I don’t have one

Something you’re parents say to you so you don’t feel bad

Me: hey mum, you know I’m you’re favourite

Her: I don’t have one

by Weird guy March 3, 2021

National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day

When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.

Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

Do you have food

Does it look like I have food this is not McDonald’s bruh

Jacob:Do you have food
Lea: no your fat enough😑

by Urarakaishere August 17, 2022