popcorn fart

Jonathan "The Coach" Coachman

Coach is nothing but a popcorn fart...all the people will be chanting his new name to come...

by Dr Of Thumpanomics May 18, 2004

fart reduction

The process of repeatedly farting into a confined space or area, or on an item so as to infuse the space or item with the pure essence of the fart musk.

I totally gave my ex girlfriend's pillow a fart reduction the week after we fought.

by Poop Giggle November 5, 2013

fart knocker

One who farts on his neighbor's doorstep, knocks and then runs away leaving said neighbor in smelly ass cloud.

Goddamnit....That Fart Knocker just busted ass on my doorstep again.

by Dr. Evil December 3, 2003

jew fart

when somebody tries to be obnoxious and cool by farting really loud, and it comes out quiet , cheap, and easy.

Son-chin walked in the room and lifted her leg like a bitch-dog. all that came out was 'brp' when she expected 'BRRRRRRRRRRUUUMPH'.
the 'brp' was a jew fart.

by AndrewLaeddis. March 10, 2010

African Fart

A terrible smelling fart.

Oh shit! That must've been an african fart!

by LDARLING February 4, 2010

beauty fart

a perfect or divine fart! -wonderful sonic aura, beautiful bouquet, glorious massage, perfect length, specimen that 'has it all'!! -the "golden child" of farts!!

i blew one that was so perfectly divine i almost got on my knees and prayed! -it was a true beauty fart

megan blew a beauty fart that i would have embraced and kissed, had it been a tactile entity!!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

fart a turd

Farting a turd is what happens when you hold your shit in too long and then try to relieve a little sphincter muscle pressure by farting.

Man I got to shit so bad, that If you don't get out of the fucking bathroom right now, I'm going to Fart a Turd!!! >_<

by tonyfamous October 20, 2010