jalapeño but dragon

When you eat to many hot peppers and your ass deals like its on fire when you take a shit

Dude that salsa gave me a jalapeño but dragon

by but_whistle July 7, 2017

Hissing Dragon

To thrust right when you are about to cum inside your girls mouth and then slam your hand on top of her head which will make her choke and the sound of her choking and looking back up at you which is called the Hissing Dragon.
Also refers to what your girl will look like after.

Dude 1: vro last night I was gettin some action and made my girl do a Hissing Dragon!

Dude 2: Yo, that must've hurt.

Random Girl: My boyfriend did that to me and my throat has been sore ever since.

by lilromeoz October 31, 2017

Dragon's fury

The shit you take the morning after a night of cheap food

I forgot to shower this morning and i had to hold my dragon's fury untill work

by Eggue October 31, 2017

What the dragon?

What the hell?

Born of bad typefaces & people who don't want to swear.

What the dragon? What is this?

by LivMcLaren November 1, 2017

carpet dragon

MILF un-shaved on menstrual cycle

Ur mom is such a carpet dragon

by Dirttrike December 4, 2017

Food Dragon

When you eat food that hasn't cooled yet so point your head in the air, open your mouth and breathe. The heat and smoke coming out resembles that of an angered dragon.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that guy. He forgot to blow on his food.
Guy 2: Dude, that's a Food Dragon

by xXMethluvrXx March 3, 2018

snarly dragon

while a girl is giving head, you hold her head down when blowing your load. the result is your cum shooting out her nose

My girlfriend blew my mind while I held her head down on my cock producing a fire-breathing, snarly dragon!

by CrashnBurn1 February 11, 2017