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jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
by MC Busta September 5, 2019
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Mystery Blow Hole

The act of having the anus surprise fisted whilst receiving fellatio.
She performed a Mystery Blow hole on her boyfriend.
by Yellowyoshi September 7, 2019
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Sustainable Blow

Blowjob without condoms to reduce to use of plastic and increase the likelihood of Sexually Transmitted Disease, don't try this at home
It's nicer way to ask a girl to do "Sustainable blow" a.k.a. blowjobs without condoms.
by Hongkongjokester November 19, 2019
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mom blow

a blowout done by a hairstylist. Its normally very bouncy and has lots of volume. inspired by moms. the mom blow.
next time you go to the salon ask your hairstylist for the mom blow.

ex. client: “i want my blowout super bouncy and big”

hairstylist: “mom blow comin right up”
by selllllliiiinnnnaa December 8, 2019
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bungie blow job

When two fags play destiny 2 an overhyped dead game that literally costs 3 dollars at game stop play it every fucking day that enjoy a advance 69 position where the fat gay guy is on bottom being pegged in the mouth with the two Inch Willy by the other guy while he’s doing push ups on the fat man whilst sucking the crusty dick.
Nick and Josh play so much destiny two together they do a bungie blow job together after every lost match of gambit.
by Raymoney$$$$$ December 14, 2019
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Rescue Blow

Derogatory title for members of the Providence Fire Department assigned to a Rescue Company (EMS Division).

Originated as a malicious term sometime from the 1960s-1990s when being part of the EMS Division was seen as lesser work by those on Engine and Ladder Companies.

Today it is used jokingly, especially in reference to how the department's Rescue Techs (Medics) are overworked.

"Rescue really blows."
by Rescue9 May 23, 2020
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Riley Blow

PersonWho is riley blow”
Person: “she is a girl with not one person
by randompersonnnnn May 31, 2020
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