Ball Swimming

When a guy stretches his balls over a woman's eyes, giving the appearance of swimming goggles - Michael Phelps style.

Tonight baby, you and I are gonna go ball swimming.

by Joefus' Roomate October 24, 2008

Dragging Balls

The act of dragging ones balls across the ground or various household objects in a moment of bordem

Eren was incredibly bored, so he began Dragging Balls across the living room floor

by MrHeichou December 14, 2014

Ball Baby

Someone who knows everything and anything, but doesn't know how to tie their shoes. Also recognized as a genius

Andrew you fuckin ball baby bitch

by Bp6oh3 December 23, 2018

eight ball

eight ball is a game where you try to fit 8 testicles in your mouth at once

man john loves playing eight ball
did you see how good Sydney was at eight ball last night

by Nim Nam July 23, 2019

Ball clapping

ball clapping - when two sets of balls meet together as a result of timed thrusting banging together creating a clapping noise

Wade and Ryan after watching a movie together invited Meagan over and ryan entered her from behind into her anal bank and wade entered her into her vagina - through the aggressive pumping both Ryan and wades balls banged and clanged together creating a clapping noise - they had successfully been ball clapping

by Swine Doctor May 26, 2016

Base on balls

Getting to first base without any effort whatsoever.

Josh: I totally got to first base yesterday.
Mike: Dude, you didn't do anything. She was getting all over YOU.
Josh: So what?
Mike: So, that's a total base on balls.

by Stormstopper October 1, 2011

Balls to the wall

Overconfidence in something.

Jack Pirogue made a bet in a bar in Cincinnati that he would make 2 of 3 darts into the double bullseye or his friends could mail his balls to the wall. He did not make the throws and had his ballsack cut off and nailed to the bar, coincidentally named Jack's. To this day if you go to the bar you can see a leathery dried up ballsack nailed to the wall.

Jack is crazy. He bet nailing his balls to the wall he could make that shot.

by GimpyMcGimpo May 29, 2020