april 16

NATIONAL GIVE YOUR CRUSH CANDY DAY‼️

you: oh my gosh diddly darn its april 16 i need to go give her some candy!!!!

by theworldrevolvesaroundmesigma April 15, 2024

April 4th

National do what your girlfriend wants day

Guy1: Hey it’s April 4th bro
Guy2: really? Fuck that means I have to be bossed around by my girl

by Guywithabitch April 3, 2022

Ass Assault April

A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!

Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.

by Nutty.Megz December 30, 2018

April 8th National Fuck day

April 8th is national Fuck someone day, go to ur bf or gf and go fuck em'

its April 8th National Fuck day lets fuck
Yes

by Pixelated_binary97 April 5, 2024

april 24

disturb a girl/boy day

its april 24th! i have a crush on u! *disturbing the person*
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY-

by L3ss0 May 26, 2024

April 20

This is the day that the cutest, sweetest guy was born and his name starts with B.

-A💛

Anna: your so sweet💛
Him: it is April 20th, my bday 😉

by A. Day November 28, 2019

April

April a tall brunette girl that has dimples super deep and is sometimes Spanish she thinks she ugly and she the most gorgeous person ever honesty -I have no words to explane- she is shy and very smart and if you have a april Never I mean NEVER let her go you'll regret it

"Oh who's that?"asked Aiden "that's April so fu***** hot huh!"replied Andrew "Ima ask her out!"said aiden"HELL no!!!"

by Joc❤️❤️❤️💕 November 28, 2018