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Mary and Chris

The literal definition of soulmates.

I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.

They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!

Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.
Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!

Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!
by entercreativepseudonymhere January 21, 2021
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chris

just really awesome, soo cute and hot eg-chris hemswroth, chris pine, chris pratt, christopher nolan, christian bale, christopher mcquire.
ooh see that boy over there, hes a chris definately
by baallalallala January 23, 2021
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Chris Prime

Chris Prime is the lesser of the two Chris Primes. Chris Prime and Ultachris Prime are two different beings that rule over all of Christopia. Ultichris prime is the Supreme Leader of all of the Chris's. Whilst his lesser brother Chris Prime helps keep Christopia in check.
Ultichris Prime is so much more Superior than Chris Prime
by Barbruh January 26, 2021
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Chris

A unseemly popular guy who knows how to climb the social and financial ranks in life. Hes always has a cute smile and has lots of admires and friends because he is polite, popular and humble.

If he likes you he won't have to tell you, you will just know. If he doesn't like you he will let you know somehow. But either way he will always give you a chance.

Chris is loyal about his relationships. Usually private about his feelings and thoughts. Chris is a cool person that makes you feel cool too.
Elise: look at Chris he really has it all going for him.
Alex: who chris? Thats my buddy he's cool like that.
by Whosthatgirl1988 January 29, 2021
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chris

chris is gay, so henceforth use it when mentioning a gay person.
by That Guy Who Is Good At Games February 1, 2021
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Chris Rape

Chris rape is when you finesse someone underneath a bed without their consent
Susan: I jus got chris rape(d) yesterday

Chris: Dont be telling our business
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Chris Hansen'd

When a pedophile is rapidly exposed to the public, taken from the name of the former host of the TV show "To Catch a Predator" (a show about catching pedo's) Chris Hansen. Because of the of the show and it's popularity, those caught could never leave the public eye.
My buddy mike, I thought he was cool, but I can't hang with him anymore because he got Chris Hansen'd
by sachadergrosse February 4, 2021
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