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Rentford Town FC

The biggest fanbase in the Blox Football League which in a season had a minimum average attendance of 70, the highest being 250. Despite the results of recent seasons being poor the club has still the best fanbase, they are famous for Oakfield Park stadium which was very cramped as it had 4 stands both built in completely different eras of design/building. Away fans do not like travelling to this stadium not only due to its cramped and how they are separated via a chainlink fence and food bins but due to the poor lighting all over the stadium.
Person1: Rentford Town FC is so shite Person2: So what we have the best fanbase in the league and we're in div2
by The Mike Williamson August 4, 2023
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town

Used by those who live in commuter towns in the Home Counties (Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Essex, Hertfordshire, Kent and Surrey) to refer to London (often the centre or Zone 1 area). More common amongst those who work in the city.
"I work in the town."
by morethenless October 29, 2023
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Faux Town Fever

the anger/depression that mounts as a direct result of growing up in Downtown Fort Myers, Florida as a person of "subculture."
Melody drinks so much because has Faux Town fever.
by BDGHOUL August 19, 2017
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Leave town

A phrase used when someone says something hella annoying and u want them to fuck off
Todd: hey man, did u watch river dale last night?? I don’t ship Betty and Archie even a little.
Jeremy: bro leave town barchie for life
by Sam.Bit April 23, 2018
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J-Town

"Cool Jesus" - He wears his cap backwards, surfs with his bros (like Dave Anthony), longboards to work, and drinks IPAs at the local brew pup with his bros. Gary doesn't believe, but Jose does. (Ref: The Dollop Podcast)
All the kids are down with the J-Town.

Gary is going to hell because he killed Dave's dad. Not cool with J-Town.
J-Town has the best Jam Pad.
2023, the year of our lord, J-Town.
by jtown77 November 12, 2023
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Sheriff of town nowhere

A person who plays "Sheriff" over something insignificant or otherwise not worth the time. Usually in small groups of people they like to take control and power over a situation that doesnt need authority or want it.
Person 1: I was in this Group Chat with this guy and he was contantly telling me what "rules" i needed to follow. Hes genuinely playing Sheriff of town nowhere.

Person 2: I was in a discord server in a dead community and this guy was still moderating the server and telling me

what to do when nobody has spoken on it in 4 months! He must be a fat loser and need to be a Sheriff of town nowhere in order to satisfy his power complex.
by Dry Scone Cone April 1, 2024
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K-Town

K-Town is a city in Florida called Kissimmee where its known for its abundance of weed and gangs and shootings.

One of the most dangerous places in Florida
Yo remember that time in k-town we had to dip bc 12 was on our ass!
by KTOWN SOLDIER October 19, 2020
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