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Chav

Your typical mid-pubescent kid aged 11-17, who wears, tracksuits, nike shoes (mostly air max 95’s or TN’s), flashy jewellery and a shedload of makeup that makes them look like a RETARD (mostly girls). They terrorise their local town centre and tend to hang around McDonald’s, or generally just anywhere with shops and places to eat, shouting “wot ya lookin at?!” to random people passing by who happen to glance in their direction. Most come from some sort of ‘broken’ family, but as of recently, there has been a rise in kids with perfectly normal lives trying to be popular in school, thus succumbing to the lifestyle of a chav. In the end, as they reproduce as many kids as they can, the cycle never really ends…and the chav will always remain, in different styles, shapes and sizes, sad really ain’t it.
“That guys a proper chav, look at his Nike tracksuit, Nike TN’s, Belcher chain and Burberry hat!”
by CovUniJeetChief December 23, 2025
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fuhuhluhtoogan

a fuhuhluhtoogan juxtaposes a jittleyang(ew🤢) and they are allegedly very good in bed, you will have to ask a real fuhuhluhtoogan about what it means to be a fuhuhluhtoogan and how it changes one’s life after revolving their entire culture around it. P.S. fuhuhluhtoogans on top dummy
damn bro those fuhuhluhtoogans are way better than those jittleyang weirdo’s.

fuhuhluhtoogans are the best thing known to exist throughout mankind.
by CovUniJeetChief April 24, 2024
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Town Rat

The absolute rad skaters that, you guessed it, skate outside the Herbert Art Gallery in Coventry City Centre
*mate*: ”Yo there’s the Town Rat skating about next to JD”
by CovUniJeetChief December 23, 2025
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