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The one who sleeps on the top bunk of the bunk bed
“He sleeps on the top bunk
by Notahumanbeing May 7, 2020
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Top

Someone who is on the top during sexual intercourse, or louis tomlinson
"do you think louis tomlinson bottoms?"
"nah, he definitely tops"
by directioner#31237468 December 29, 2020
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guy tops a girl
when a guy is shifting/meeting a girl and he slides her hands up under her top and bra and squeezes her tits
beware, if done without asking first get ready for a kick in the balls
danny: did you hear that shane topped rebecca last night? she got so turned on she started grinding against his leg so he stuck his finger up her skirt and started fingering her! you should hear some of the sounds she made!
by ginalinettispaghetticonfetti November 16, 2019
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Top Urgent

Something may or may not be important, but you are feeling an unstoppable desire to showcase how much of an asshole you can be by making it everyone else's problem. However you lack the authority and balls to actually get people to take notice of the situation. This is when you whip out phrases like Top Urgent.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.
Email subject line by Karen -

TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month
by #NotYourTherapist August 17, 2024
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Yelp Top

Someone who is assertive about where you will be eating together on a date based on their prior and extensive research on Yelp.com
“How was your date with Brian last night?”

“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”
by QUILLCAT April 10, 2022
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Copper top

Sexual term for when a woman eats your ass, and you poop in her mouth before she gives you a BJ, leaving the tip of your penis a copper color.
Dude, I hooked up with this girl last night that was so freaky, we did a copper top.
by Huge hammer69 April 10, 2021
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Top g

Valid, top gangster, top goat, top God. You're protected by a bigger brother basically, accepted into their home unharmed. (not untouched 🏃 ♀️)
by Jimbob Nach0s August 17, 2022
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